The Puritan Roots of Leftism

Wrapped in a pretty decent rant about sci-fi.

Leftists will trace their roots back to Marx or to the left hand seats of the French Assembly during and before the time of the French Revolution, but the transformative and utopian spirit reaches back to Cromwell and the Puritans. The Puritans in their early days were the arrogant intellectual elite precisely like our current ones, and it was bishops, not beer, to which they objected.

Michael Walzer nailed this back in the Sixties, but, as you can see from the book’s Amazon page, it has not really been appreciated much, then or since.  Hell, Norman Cohn nailed it in the Fifties:

The first thing the Left (the Enlightened, the Saints, the Good Men, the perfecti) does is to exempt itself from the rules it relentlessly, ruthlessly, bloodthirstily applies to everyone else.  Heaven on earth can be achieved if only <i>you</i> do what <i>I</i> say.  Recalcitrants will be shot for the greater good.

(via Vox Day).

Stop the JFK Madness

Jesus Christ on a rocket-powered pogo stick, I am So. Fucking. Tired.  of JFK hagiography.

Of all the things that bother me about liberals, I think this is the top — the way they’re not just ignorant, but wallow in their ignorance.  Look, knuckleheads:  The “Camelot” guy you’ve got in your heads, the one who was the Liberal Messiah before our current pharaoh?  He has pretty much zero resemblance to John Fitzgerald Kennedy, the 35th president of the US.  That guy was a pro-business, anti-communist hawk who cut taxes and believed in robust defense.  He dialed up two neo-imperial invasions of sovereign nations.  He ordered the assassination of Ngo Dinh Diem.  Hell, he even lied about WMDs — the “missile gap” he rode to electoral victory was bullshit, and he knew it.

Basically he was George W. Bush with a better haircut and a worse drug habit.

If anyone ran on JFK’s platform today, the same people who are weeping about “Camelot” would be screeching about extremist right wing warmongers.  So please: shut the fuck up, read a fucking book, and then shut the fuck up again for good measure.

Thanks.

Settled Science Update

So Algore owns beachfront property, does he?  Via Ace:

Ok, so Ted Danson owns in Martha’s Vineyard, noted environmental activist Laurie David does too, and then Al Gore is known to have purchased a coastal palazzo in Montecito, CA. What this tells us is that even global warming’s most famous advocates don’t believe very deeply in their own activism. To believe the warmists we’re sitting idle as Rome supposedly burns, but as evidenced by the popularity of coastal property among warmists and non-warmists alike, the market says the ‘science’ predicting catastrophe is utter nonsense.

Indeed.  I guess Al wanted a front row seat for the rising oceans that will destroy us all.

Critical Thanksgiving Theory

Give me a holiday we celebrate in America and I can find you myriad articles thrashing and trashing and stomping it to smithereens.

ThanksGHere I was, innocently looking for a picture of a vintage Thanksgiving Feast (and yes, I know some of it is legend with the accompanying embelishments) and I come across a beautiful painting entitled “The First Thanksgiving” with the text over it “Don’t Believe the Hype”.

Here we go again. Columbus day last month. Thanksgiving this month.

We’re not to believe the hype, because one United Native American Bureau (which oddly I can find no references to outside of pages that mention this story) offers its own explanation of how Thanksgiving came about:

The year was 1637…..700 men, women and children of the Pequot Tribe, gathered for their “Annual Green Corn Dance” in the area that is now known as Groton, Conn. While they were gathered in this place of meeting, they were surrounded and attacked by mercenaries of the English and Dutch. The Indians were ordered from the building and as they came forth, they were shot down. The rest were burned alive in the building.

The next day, the Governor of the Massachusetts Bay Colony declared: “A day of Thanksgiving, thanking God that they had eliminated over 700 men, women and children. For the next 100 years, every “Thanksgiving Day” ordained by a Governor or President was to honor that victory, thanking God that the battle had been won.

I went “Snopin'” around.  Nothing on Snopes.   But this seems to be a reference to the Mystic Massacre. Which happened May 26 of 1637. The “Next Day” would have been May 27. None of this seems to have anything to do with three-day Pilgrim/Indian harvest feast in 1621. Clearly the massacre had nothing to do with the holiday we know as “Thanksgiving”. So what gives?

Severian is the one who enlightened me on Critical Theory (there are actually Critical Theory Dictionaries – and I actually bought one. Enlightening) … and this would be, to my mind, another story in the attempt to discredit western culture to foment the kind of Revolution … er, “Fundamental Transformation” our self-proclaimed betters would like to see and that their virtue-junkie followers blindly and happily help them along with.

To the casual reader, this story affirms the narrative that white Christian Europeans just love to kill them some brown people at will, because, you know, they’re not white, and stuff. Here were the peaceful Pequot, peacefully celebrating their harvest festival (upon which our Thanksgiving is based … I think about every culture has one. In England, it’s called Harvest Home and goes back to ancient times) … anyway, there they were performing the Green Corn Dance, when out of nowhere, for no reason at all, the Puritans (known for their bloodthirsty ways, dontchaknow) just attacked and killed them all … because, I don’t know, they were all brown heathens or something and God wanted them to do it.

Yeah, the Bureau kind of implies it here:

These Puritan Pilgrims saw themselves as the “chosen elect”, from the Bibles’ Book of Revelations and traveled to America to build “The Kingdom of God”, also from Revelations. Strict with the scripture, they considered an enemy of anyone who did not follow suit. These beliefs were eventually transmitted to the other colonists, and the Puritan belief system quickly spread across the New England area.

Only that’s not the real story at all, and the real story has jack squat to do with Thanksgiving other than — IF the story about the Green Corn Dance is correct — the Pequot were then celebrating their harvest festival (which would mean they celebrated it in May?)

So who were these “mercenaries” of the English and Dutch? Why, it turns out that they were the Narragansett and Mohegans (and other Indian tribes). Who had long been enemies of the Pequot. Contrary to revisionist history, the Indian tribes here in America didn’t just live peacefully with each other. They fought each other frequently over lots of things. And these mercenaries allied with the colonists in a war … what? There was a war going on? There’s no mention of that, in the Bureau’s story either!

Now I’m not saying the Native Americans here weren’t in general treated badly by people of European descent and even by agents of the United States Government — but it turns out it was a lot more complicated than white people killing Indians. Europeans and Indian tribes often formed alliances against other Europeans and Indian tribes. Even in the Revolutionary War.

So … a little context:

In the 1630s, the Connecticut River Valley was in turmoil. The Pequot aggressively worked to extend their area of control, at the expense of the Wampanoag to the north, the Narragansett to the east, the Connecticut River Valley Algonquians and Mohegan to the west, and the Algonquian people of present-day Long Island to the south. The tribes contended for political dominance and control of the European fur trade. A series of smallpox epidemics over the course of the previous three decades had severely reduced the Native American populations due to their lack of immunity to the disease.[7] As a result, there was a power vacuum in the area. The Dutch and the English, from Western Europe, across the Atlantic Ocean, were also striving to extend the reach of their trade into the interior to achieve dominance in the lush, fertile region. The colonies were new at the time, the original settlements having been founded in the 1620s. By 1636, the Dutch had fortified their trading post, and the English had built a trading fort at Saybrook. English Puritans from Massachusetts Bay and Plymouth colonies settled at the newly established river towns of Windsor, Hartford and Wethersfield.

Oh, yes indeedy, there was a war going on, and the Pequot were not innocent noble savage bystanders.  (Seriously, RTWT)

Thanksgiving is a beautiful holiday in the tradtion of Harvest Home and … the Green Corn Ceremony.. It recognizes that we have much to be thankful for — in the bounty of the Earth, what God provides, and the most important things in our lives — friends and family.  And it commemorates an early, peaceful, even friendly cross-cultural, cross-racial celebration in this country.  They partied together for three days!  That’s a good thing!

It rivals Christmas in its traditions and pageantry, connecting the present with the past.

We don’t need to be hatin’ on Pilgrims. Or Indians. There’s no hatin’ involved.

Weimar Watch

If you’re a Weimar watcher, this whole ObamaCare fiasco has been a delight for the ages.  Even the mega-liberal National Journal is gaming out repeal scenarios (link to Ace of Spades).  Drew M. comments:

Obama could and would veto any repeal bill but as th piece points out, 62.4% of the House voted for Upton last week and that’s a stones throw for the 2/3 needed to override a veto.

Which is nice, but pointless, of course.  The pooch has already been well and truly screwed.  Those millions of dropped plans aren’t going to get un-canceled, no matter what His Majesty “permits” insurers to temporarily do.  And not just because it’s illegal (though, of course, it is).  Actuarial science doesn’t work like that — the costs have already been calculated, the risks assumed.  And this says nothing of the already-once-delayed employer mandate — jobs that are now unfilled thanks to ObamaCare uncertainty will go unfilled for as long as this nonsense continues… and that, too, is a sunk cost, with continuing economic ramifications in the here-and-now.  And even if the “law” were to be “repealed” tomorrow, what would replace it?  Millions would still be without health insurance, and employers still wouldn’t hire anybody.

All of which will push the clamor to “just do something, anything!” into the stratosphere.  It’s already happening (do you really think President Bush could’ve gotten away with “allowing” a business to disregard part of a duly-passed law?).  Pretty soon it won’t be just the Tom Friedman types longing for Chinese-style authoritarianism.  The first telegenic granny who dies from 404Care.gov will get a law named after her, at which point you can kiss the last remaining shreds of the Constitution goodbye.

Fascism happens when the democratic process fails.  The colossal ObamaCare fuckup — which is even worse than I could’ve imagined — has made the obvious failure of the democratic process pretty much inevitable.  Which way the “fix” goes will show us the shape of the totalitarianism to come, but the quasi-nationalization of healthcare is a foregone conclusion.

Personally, I’m hoping Chris Christie comes out the winner.  Sergeant Schultz was usually pretty funny.

 

From the “Cognitive Dissonance is Bullshit” Files

ESPN.com’s Gregg Easterbrook writes a “football” column that is mostly mash notes to Barack Obama.  But it does provide some golden unintentional comedy.  Like this little snipe at the US Postal Service for their poor service:

Only a government-protected monopoly can behave in this manner. The USPS should lose its monopoly, and learn to compete. Companies that compete make their boxes fit their slots, and don’t drive away from business.

He is, of course, a big fan of ObamaCare.  Go figure.

Jeff Goldstein Gets It

I might as well beat the dead horse some more, I guess.

It’s time we understood a simple truth:  Every political battle now is an attack on the TEA Party by the status quo ruling class.   And that’s because the TEA Party is the last barrier to the surrender of individual sovereignty and the permanence of big government statism favored by crony capitalists, corporatists, and liberal fascists. – See more at: http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=51839#sthash.YAwQ6EXN.dpuf
Those last three terms are all synonymous, of course.  Crony capitalists, corporatists, and liberal fascists are — objectively — just plain ol’ fascists, full stop.
And fascism doesn’t work without a fuhrer.