Explaining Academia: Michel Foucault

The “Explaining Academia” series exists for two reasons: 1) to show you what a massive scam college is, and 2) as a supervillain origin story for Leftist chestnuts. Today’s nonsense about “toxic masculinity,” and trans-whateverism, and proclaiming oneself narwhalsexual and calling oneself “xyr,” for instance…. all this was being hashed out in gender studies courses a decade ago. So let’s take a trip in the wayback machine, to the late 1960s. Groovy, baby!

austinpowers_0Believe it or not, there once was a time when a thinker’s personal life had nothing to do with his ideas… but that time was not the Sixties, and Michel Foucault is one of the main reasons why.  Michel Foucault was a queer Frog philosopher who liked rough sex.  Had that not been the case, his infantile Nietzsche-lite act would never have seen the light of day.

Turns out that whole “rejecting bourgeois morality” thing isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.  Foucault, and the kind of people who read Foucault, weren’t satisfied with the free love they were getting in the Summer of Love (as good little Marxists, they’d rejected the capitalist axiom that things are worth what you pay for them).  And since nothing can ever be a liberal’s fault, they concluded that there’s something wrong with sexuality itself. 

So along comes Foucault, to tell us that sex, like morality, culture, and everything else, is nothing but power.  All human interactions are merely transactions, and since no two individuals will ever be equal*, all transactions are, at bottom,** exploitation.  There is no “sex,” not really, and there’s surely no “love” — there is only Domination, Submission, and Resistance.

Like every harebrained idea the ivory tower has farted out in the last half-century, Foucault’s “power / resistance” stuff is trivially true.  If you have something I want, you have “power” over me — you can set the terms of the exchange.  If I pay your price, I “submit.”  But if the price is too high, I will search for other ways to get it — I will “resist.”  Of course, all this talk of “price” and “exchange” makes the whole deal look a lot like capitalism…..

….because it IS capitalism, squeezed into gimp-suit jargon.  I was a bit too young for the singles’ bar scene, but this is exactly how the world’s Kate Milletts described dating back in the Disco Era: commodity exchange, and isn’t it just awful how men expect sex after shelling out a week’s paycheck on dinner and drinks?  That they got this notion from a guy who’d give Andrew Sullivan’s RawMuscleGlutes a vigorous spanking tells you everything you need to know about Second-Wave Feminism, but that’s irrelevant.  The point is that only a Cheeto-dusted basement dweller would read this stuff and think yes, this is a deep and meaningful way of describing human interaction.  Which is why it took academia by storm.

And once you start looking at the world this way, it gets harder and harder to stop.  Foucault didn’t; he went full retard, arguing that modern penitentiaries, like modern medical centers, trick us into participating in our own slavery.  We don’t draw-and-quarter people anymore, says Foucault, because early modern governments so arranged the “technologies of power” that we internalize the ruling elite’s expectations for us, making gaudy public torture unnecessary.***  Which is clever, I guess, until you start asking who is employing these “micro-physics of power;” who came up with the codes, and, most importantly, why?  This is the “Nietzsche-lite” of Foucault’s infantile Nietzsche-lite act.  Also the “infantile” part.  Ask any teenager: The reason your parents say they have all those rules is to make you a better person, but really it’s to make things easier on them, and really it’s just because they like torturing kids.  Which is why they’re literally Hitler.

The most interesting thing, in my view, is that once again we have the Left reducing the entire vast spectacle of human history to ONE thing… and then ignoring the obvious implications of that one thing.  Let’s say Foucault is right, and all that stuff we call “culture” — religion, the family, honor, patriotism, heterosexuality, whatever — really are just masks for raw power.  Ok, so…. we’re supposed to let “Progressives” shame us into doing what they want?  The proper response to a Progressive charge of “rayciss” is, according to Progressives’ own philosophy, “so?  Racism is a social construction.  You’re only accusing me of it to subordinate me.  I choose resistance. Pistols at dawn, motherfucker.”

If Foucault is right, then there’s no possible end to the Hobbesian war of all against all, because the social contract is just another “technology of power.”  And just as Nietzsche — raw power’s original apostle — was a half-blind syphilitic, so his ape was a power bottom who died of AIDS, and so his apes in academia are noodle-armed pajamaboys and trigglypuffs.

Do y’all seriously want to keep claiming that all is power, power, nothing but power?


*If you want to say that this is why Lefties are all-in on group rights — that many of them figure the only way they’ll get laid is to equalize the collective value between themselves and potential partners — go nuts.

**heh heh…”bottom.”  You really can’t avoid double entendres like this when talking about guys like Foucault, even if you tried… which is why I don’t bother trying.

***You don’t need to be an early modernist or a queer Frog philosopher who likes it rough to come up with a zillion better explanations for this fact.  Common sense works just fine.  Could it be, perhaps, that the reason there were so many capital crimes on the books in the pre-modern age was that law enforcement was pretty much nonexistent?  Half the people in a given country didn’t know their king’s name; do you think they spent much time memorizing the penal code?  If the duke actually caught a lawbreaker red-handed, he’d have every incentive to get medieval on him, pour encourager les autres.


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5 thoughts on “Explaining Academia: Michel Foucault

  1. nightfly

    It’s funny that Foucault’s philosophy boils down to Screwtape’s: “They *must* be making capital off each other somehow.” That love is, in fact, just love, never begins to enter into their heads. Or as Lewis observed elsewhere, “The problem with trying to make oneself stupider is that one very often succeeds.”

  2. Montefrío

    Struggled through Lacan, abandoned ship with Derrida, didn’t even try Foucault. Poseurs like those put the finishing touches on French foolishness.

  3. Gary

    And since nothing can ever be a liberal’s fault, they concluded that there’s something wrong with sexuality itself.

    Also, malcontents are extraordinarily resourceful when it comes to finding something wrong with almost anything. And how convenient to have such an undemanding, comforting explanation why no one will sleep with you…

    The point is that only a Cheeto-dusted basement dweller would read this stuff and think yes, this is a deep and meaningful way of describing human interaction. Which is why it took academia by storm.

    Two other points:
    1) It’s appealing to them because it provides such an easy rationalization why their lives suck: everything is about power and I’m being exploited by evil, powerful people. Like a pebble before a huge steamroller, there’s nothing I can do to stop them. And therefore I bear no responsibility for what happens — which is why “nothing can ever be a liberal’s fault.”

    2) Don’t underestimate the power of simplicity. When you take a trivial observation like a) Some human interactions are primarily about one person/group exerting power over another person/group to get what he/they want(s) and convert it into b) ALL human interactions are ENTIRELY about one person/group exerting power over another person/group to get what he/they want(s), suddenly you’ve got a Grand Unified Theory of Human Interaction, a single key that unlocks all doors to elucidate all social interactions.

    People really like the ease of this kind of “one-stop shopping” route to understanding all of human relations (or any other wide-ranging phenomenon), and therefore will run with it and not abandon it easily.

  4. David Smith

    Either that, or most of you can’t deal with genuine emotional openness because you have retreated into rationalisation. Development of unique identities relies upon our not being enslaved to orthodoxy. Your standard and quite puerile accusations against Foucault show that you have neither the intellectual depth to understand him, or the emotional experience to acknowledge the glaring contradictions between “being civilised” and being truly free. Resurrecting the old institutions and mechanics of power , because that’s right you enjoy their efficacy and don’t want things to change. Manufacturing one lot of hierarchy’s after another , which all lead back to the status quo. Trying to do things in a way which doesn’t exploit and degrade Human life is a challenge. But only if you don’t embark from a position where it’s alright to abuse and humiliate people. Something I suspect is anathema to the “Conservative” notion of Aristotelian pre ordination.

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