I got nothin’, so here’s this.
Dear Liberals: We’ve already elected a politician’s airhead son who loves to cosplay as a Mexican when he’s not driving drunk. He’s from Texas, too. His name is “George W. Bush,” and y’all didn’t like him much. PS voting for the White guy is racist. Time to get over your “Beto” fixation and vote Kamala.
There are lots of ways to phrase “Occam’s Razor,” but the one I like best is: Eliminate unnecessary assumptions. There are, of course, necessary assumptions — “assume a spherical chicken” comes to mind — but most times, people start “assuming” stuff when they’ve already determined their conclusion and are trying to retcon the facts to it. The more assumptions you make, and the more fundamental those assumptions are to your reasoning, the bigger balls-up the final product will be.
Consider Marxism vs. capitalism. The “capitalist” assumes that both sides in an exchange think they’re getting the better of the deal. That’s not an assumption — nobody knowingly takes a worse deal. Marxism, on the other hand, assumes that not only is every exchange really a theft, but that both parties know it. It’s Marxism’s central tenet, which is why Marxism has a body count upwards of 100 million.
Fox News informs me that “Former Obama White House Counsel and Clinton-linked attorney Greg Craig may soon be charged by the Justice Department for engaging in illegal unregistered overseas lobbying.” Heh. Of all the lies we’re required to believe these days, perhaps the most galling is that Democrats are ever held accountable for anything. One of three things is going to happen to Greg Craig: 1) nothing, or 2) so much nothing that he’ll immediately be hired as an “expert analyst” by CNN. The only other possibility, 3), is that he already let something slip that Herself might consider damaging, in which case he’ll mysteriously commit suicide by shooting himself six times in the head, then jumping off a gorge for good measure.
I’m betting on 2), though, because the banana republicificaiton of America is substantially complete. Coonman is still Virginia’s governor, Fairfax is still the Lt. Gov., Chiquita Khrushchev is still in Congress (even though it’s clearly in the Party’s best interests to kangaroo-court her ass into outer darkness asap), and so on.Loading Likes...