This would be cute, if it weren’t so sad: Via Ace of Spades, a hypothetical Trump-led “Patriot Party” would out-poll the GOP.
Yo: What part of THEY STOLE THE FUCKING ELECTION don’t you baboons understand?!?
Let me show you how any election involving this “Patriot Party” would go.
9:00 PM. Polls close; it’s a tight race, but the PP has a slight lead.
9:54 PM: Fox News calls the election for the Democrats.
10:02 PM: The PP lead is slightly larger.
11:09 PM: CNN, ABC, NBC, etc. call the election for the Democrats,
11:42 PM: PP lead grows slightly larger.
12:01 AM: Fox News reports a “burst pipe” at the polling station; counting suspended.
12:02 AM: Poll workers toss out the PP observers, board up the windows.
12:03 AM: Social media reports nothing, as all non-Democrat accounts have been banned.
12:04 AM: 350,000 mail-in votes are found, all for the Democrat.
8:03 AM: Fox, MSNBC, CNN, etc. assure us that all is well, and that the Democrats won in a landslide, and no you won’t be permitted to see the actual votes, what are you, some kind of conspiracy nut?
Lather, rinse, repeat.
I’m actually coming to hate these delusional CivNat Bitter Clingers more than I do the Democrats. At least the ‘Rats are honest, in their way — they’re going to fucking cheat, and then they’re going to laugh in your face. And every time, every single goddamn fucking time, the Ace of Spades crowd are going to cry about it, then vow to VOTE EVEN HARDER!!!
They’re the very definition of “useful idiots.”