Time for Another Betting Pool!

The Hunter Biden emails are real, one of the recipients confirms, because of course they fucking are. Everyone smarter than a concussed mollusk knew that from jump street.

Which, given that so many other people close to Joe must’ve known what he was up to, makes one wonder when they’re going to send Hillary’s House Painting, LLC, to “freshen up” Crackhead McStripperbang’s love nest.

Discuss amongst yourselves.

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14 thoughts on “Time for Another Betting Pool!

  1. Some Guy

    I’ll give him until right after grandpa slippyfingers loses the election. They can bill it as him being so depressed he cost his beloved father the election. Myself I will always and forever be disappointed General Mattis didn’t run. Mainly because I would have loved to see Mad Dog 2020 signs everywhere.

    1. Pickle Rick

      I’m sorry, but coming from a Marine who served under Mattis…

      Fuck him. He’s a buddy fucking ass clown. He’s a sellout bitch, and he sure as fuck ain’t General Butler or Chesty.

      1. Some Guy

        I’m not arguing he sucks, I’m just saying having an election sign that doubles as a shitty malt liquor commercial, or whatever the hell mad dog 2020 is, would have been funny. But yeah, seems he turned out to be a literal buddy fucker.

  2. Publius

    It’s impossible to say.

    It could be that since one of Hunter’s buddies has already flipped on him, Barr knows everything he needs to know, and someone not affiliated with the Trump Campaign or the White House but who knows people has already had a friendly drink with someone not affiliated with the Biden Campaign but who knows people and passed along the message of: “We’ve got everything. You play nice. We see one fucking crate of ballots ‘suddenly turn up’ in somebody’s car, and your boy is going to jail for the rest of his life, and I’m gonna flip you over like the turtle you are and leave you for birds to pick at. Because obviously there’s no way we’re going to *concede* if that happens.”

    If Trump wins and Hunter remains un-indicted, I’ll suspect I’m right.

    As to Epsteining the guy… I mean I can’t rule it out, but there’s a difference between clipping a glorified pimp and clipping the son of a Vice President. As much fun as “Epstein didn’t kill himself” was, nobody is really sorry that motherfucker died unshriven. To arrange for Hunter’s suicide, even if plausibly deniable, is a bit too on the nose. And whatever I might think of Joe Biden, I don’t know if he’s that kind of guy.

    I guess we’ll discover what everyone’s taste for blood is.

    1. Severian Post author

      I love it! That’s exactly the kind of ace in the hole Trump needs \ is smart and ruthless enough to use – Al Franken’s car stays in the garage, or Cracky goes inside… and we’ll work up from there.

    2. WOPR

      It probably isn’t up to Joe Biden at this point. Joey has never been at the top of the food chain. You knew the Clintons were in charge. You knew Obama’s people, but not Obama, were in charge. Joe has always been second tier.

      I am honestly surprised he is still alive. He’s a walking obituary. Take your pick of what you want to blame for his death, Kung Flu, blood clot, died peacefully in his sleep, or escaped the basement and walked into traffic. There are so many viable reasons for him to die and so many reasons for the Dem honchos to need him dead. How many people are implicated by what is on Hunter’s laptop?

      Have we hit the point where the establishment is so corrupt and incompetent that they can’t do what needs done for their own benefit?

      1. Severian Post author

        This is how far we’ve fallen – we’re openly discussing the likelihood of a political party bumping somebody off… and questioning their competence.

        Jesus wept. We’re sorry, King George, is it too late for a do-over?

    3. contrariandutchman

      If Trump tries that he better double his secret service detail, and hide his campaign people where they cant be found. Also, Al Franken will have to get an 18-wheeler for a car.

      There is absolutely no way the Dem establishment can play nice when there is enough evidence in the hands of their enemies to send them all to Club Fed for decades.

      Joe wins he can pardon the lot, and Kamala can tell the new FBI director that certain laptops and documents need to be disappeared. Joe loses and all this inconvenience is -bound- to popup again sometime in the next 4 years.

      1. Severian Post author

        My assumption is that this stuff has been backed up and dead dropped and stored in vaults to be opened only in the event of my death, etc. You know, like a bad gangster movie, which is what all this most closely resembles.

        Which is the only reason I believe it happened. Normally I’d say “leaving three (!!!) hard drives full of incriminating shit at a commercial repair joint for a year while your dad is running for president” is too retarded even for a coked-out Democrat… but then I read true crime books, and learn that huge fearsome criminal enterprises are brought down by exactly this kind of stupid shit.

        My favorite is probably “Black Mass,” about Boston gangster Whitey Bulger. The corrupt FBI guys did everything but hire the Goodyear Blimp to announce they were covering him, but it took years for any of the dumbasses at the FBI to figure out their star agent was working for the bad guys. (This was the late 1970s, for the record – imagine how much dumber and more corrupt the FBI is now).

        1. contrariandutchman

          Precisely why the Dem establishment must remove Trump by any means necessary. When the other side has you blackmailed once, what would stop them from doing it again? And again?

          And even if Trump were totally honorable and stuck to a deal to blackmail only once, with multiple copies in multiple hands to ensure survival by redundancy it comes out sooner rather then later anyway. Two can only keep a secret when one is dead, try that with far more then two.

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