When even 99th level troll paladin Vox Day says “As revelations go, it’s a dud…and it falls massively short of what was promised yesterday,” you know that the shit-stirrers have shot their wad. Tell me again how this isn’t a disinformation tactic.
Anonymous: Here are a bunch more pay-for-play emails! Corruption! Influence peddling!
Typical Low Info Voter: But what about the Satanic sex ring?
Anonymous: But…but…but… corruption! Influence! Remember the 5th of November!
Typical LIV: I was promised a Satanic sex ring.
Anonymous: But…but…but… Clinton Foundation!
Typical LIV: Yawn. Seen it a million times. Math is hard. Get back to me when you’ve got Satanic sex.
News Media (in unison): See? SEE?!?!? It’s more of the same! Re-litigating the past! Vast Right Wing Conspiracy!!!
Typical LIV: Yawn. Yep, sounds about right [votes for Hillary].
Nicely played, Anonymous. Nicely played. Remember remember the 5th of November… when you promised us a Satanic sex ring and gave us a summary. Does it at least have little dots next to the main points? Can you give me that much?
UPDATE 11/3/2016: Oh ye cats, now it’s the Koreans too. And pizza logos. Hey, remember when Procter and Gamble rolled out their “Satanic” logo? I seem to remember something about Johnson and Johnson, too, but whatever — there sure are a lot of Satanic corporate logos out there! I’m sure the RAND Corporation and the Reverse Vampires are involved somehow, too.
My honest opinion (y’all want my honest opinion, don’t you?): Yes, the Low-Info Voters most indubitably ARE that stupid. Faced with two propositions —
- Hillary Clinton sold national security for cash via her hacked homebrew email server; and
- Hillary Clinton is in a Satanic pedo cult;
— your LIV will look at them and conclude that since Hillary isn’t in a Satanic pedo cult, she must therefore not have sold national security secrets via her hacked homebrew email server.
Yes, their brains work like that. Nice work, Alt-Right.Loading Likes...